Enjoy the highlights from that chanceful evening!

"Whaddya mean I've gotta be drinkin' cold longnecks to play at this table?"

The reason your webmaster didn't play that night: his good luck charm went home!

"Gotta know when to Hold'em!"

"Well, I suppose I *could* sit on someone's lap if you really want to play -that- bad, Bob..."

Some Good Luck Charms had to be shared, it seems...

"Lessee, I've got that spare ace back here somewhere..."

"C'mon! Baby needs a new T-Back!"

"No, we gotta wait until she comes back! She's my good luck charm!"

"Whaddyamean I can't dance
on the table!?!?!"

"Has she tried to flash the dealer yet?"

"Barb, who told you to split those sixes?"

"Well, I tried reading his mind to see what card was next, but all I got was a pair of Wavy Lines followed by a Square..."

"So, is the key to winning in strategy, luck, or just being a natural badass?"

"Jesus! Who dealt this $#!+???"

"Hey, I'm only $34,000 behind first place!"

"Waitress? I think this man needs a beer. Make it a double..."

...Then again, gambling does not live on Blackjack alone.

"Well, I dunno...lemme check the rule book and see if a pair of panties will cover a bet that large."

"%#%@#!"

"Yes ma'am, I know insurance is a sucker bet, but I still have to ask!"

"C'mon seven...EIGHT! I mean EIGHT!"

"Nope, sorry, a table dance won't cover the bet either...darn it."

"Yeah, there's about 10,000 rules where craps is concerned, but if you know how to play them all, you can usually keep from losing your skirt..."

"Hmmm...double-down or sit on it?"

"YEAAHHHH!!!"

The man with the best Good Luck Charm of the evening!

"The right way to shuffle cards - no bent corners when it's all said & done!"

As you can see, some people like to play the field. The entire field.

Little does she know that's not a roll of chips in his pocket...

"It's all in the flick of the wrist..."

"Now I know why they call it 'Craps'..."

"Well, normally the pot's a bit bigger, but the night is still young!"

"Chips? I'm not feeding your gambling habit, young lady!"

"Mama told me not to gamble. Now I know why..."

"Yeah, I'm still deciding here..."

"Some people lose their shirts when gambling. We just lost our coats..."

As usual, Bob was present to spread around the betting tips to the lost and destitute...

"Hmm....dealer has a twelve. ...Ace...Ace...Ace...Ace...King. Frap.

Something rare in this business: a manager who's not afraid to get behind the bar and actually pour drinks!

"HAH! Busted! Pay up!"

One Lady + One Dropped Chip
+ Three Would-be Gentlemen
= Three Bonked Heads

"Gloating? Of course!"

"Ok, $300 in chips to the first Blackj...
oh, sorry! Wrong table!"

Every single hand got a Five-Card-Charlie. Too bad this table doesn't pay that win...

Our General Manager, Christopher Muse,
showing he's still the master at the Craps Table!

"Yes, his betting tips actually worked. I won't buy his video, tho..."

"Ok...Dealer has 16 and draws
...a Five of Clubs. Whoops."

"I'll never in my life be able to tie this again."

"Gambling? No, I'm just here because this guy bought me a beer..."

"With a hand like this, I'm at the wrong table!"

"See? I can tie a tie by myself *and* drink a beer too!"

"Yo! Chris! I'm on a roll! 21 straight!"

"I'm not giving you guys any free advice. Your tits aren't big enough!"

"21 straight? Make a hole over there!"

"Hey, this is Blackjack, not...[BAD JOKE DELETED]

"Wild cards in Blackjack?
I don't think so..."

"17th hand in a row! I told you I'd be good luck!!"

"Can I get change? I've gotta teach this young lady how to play, but I don't want to go broke doing it."

"Sure, I could bet it all, and I'd win. But that would be too easy, and I'd get bored."

"I knew I shouldn't have split those fives!"

"Well, maybe I could have let her cover that bet by uncovering her body, but there's this thing about dealer integrity..."

"Know when to %#@#%ing Fold'em my @$$!"

"Did he say 'fondle'?"

"Aww, show some balls & bet it all!"

"Well, there's supposed to be a trick to this, but I'll be damned if I know what it is."

"Hmmm....yeah, I'd have made the same move too. Probably wouldn't have
lost that hand, tho, but
that's just me."

Luck was at least three ladies this night...

"Uh, since Carlos and I are broke, can we bum a few chips from your stash?"

"Yeah...looks like I busted this time..."

"Okay...Dealer has an ace-two pair for 13. Dealer takes Ace...Two...
Five of Diamonds. I gotta quit that..."

"Goll-lee! I've actually got enough to get
my name on the big board!"

"Okay, here's *one* chip. Don't lose it all in one place..."

"...And you know he will, too."

Of course, Barbie & Pals kept one Blackjack table in a total state of chaos all night long!"

"Ok, now baby needs new shoes too!"

"Of course, now I'll have to hock my old ones after that loss..."

This dealer has the respect of your humble Webmaster, as he managed to maintain his composure despite someone deciding to demonstrate the liquid variant of 52-Card Pickup.