2003 Itty Bitty [Chest] Contest Finals!
...And the crowd goes wild as DJ Stephen tosses out samples from his Box of Goodies!
"And they weren't the ones for my parole officer, either!"
Shaddap, Vinny! I'm on the air here!
"Wait...this isn't up here for my benefit??"
Obviously, *somebody* wants a T-Shirt...
...As you can see, your humble Webmaster had some...distractions sharing his viewing stand.
...And welcome distractions they were. No. Really. Honest.
Speaking of dishonest politicians...
"Hey, bring that over here so we can recycle it!"
Patriotism at it's finest!