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Also in attendance was
special guest Chuck Stanley,
of KISS-FM, who helped give away lots of great prizes. However, it was
obvious early on that he didn't have any t-shirts the size of your
humble webmaster... |
Then again, the real
special of the night was
at the Front Door! |
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| This stunning lady kept trying to
get ye humble webmaster very, very intoxinebriatedly drunk as you
thunk I were. |
The Magnificent Zam attempts to
use his powers of magic to remove ladies' clothing from well outside
slapping distance! |
...See if you can identify this
stunning figure! |
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| Throughout the night,
Partymeister Benny kept the crowd literally on its toes with his
patented Battle of the Stages. Considering the amount of running back
and forth between our three stages Benny had to endure, we're
considering petitioning to have this approved as an official Olympic
event. |
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"James! Tell this gal to get off
the stage!
I've run out of those Clinton condoms!" |
"Oh Jeez. Sorry, guy...I didn't
mean to spill your beer with that T-Shirt!" |
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| "A nice pair, ma'am. However, we can't let
you use those in lieu of a winning ticket stub..." |
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| "Sorry, babe...you'll have to buy
your own batteries for this beast!" |
"Ticket number is...6...6...6?? Zam? You
didn't pull this out of your hat, did you?" |
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| "...Lessee, this 'Official
Dr. Strangelove Survival Kit'
contains the following: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of
ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue
containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping
pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase
book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred in gold,
nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three
lipsticks, three pairs of nylon stockings. Shoot! A fella could have a
pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." |
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"Hey, at least I didn't go away
empty handed this time!" |
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